Never thought I'd smell someone's butt and be happy that it stunk.
I had to change my pants because of pee.. too bad it wasn't my own.
Little people clothes are cool.. baby clothes are not.
My fingernails double as tissue paper (aka boogergetters)
If you want something, you have to ask for it. (still working on that one)
I didn't know that after you feed him, your bewbies are different sizes... really different sizes.
I'm skinny again... deal with it bitches!!! Bwahahhahahahhaha!!!
Mo lata...
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