Everybody Loves a Monkey

Okay, it's no secret I'm a fan of the Mocha from Starbucks. I go every morning. I'm polite to people, I smile, I say good morning, I'm usually in a pretty good mood when that green starbucks sign is in eyes sight. Well, some jackass today decided that he needed to WIZZ by me as I"m walking through the parking lot, in heels, through the snow, with my coffee... As if I wasn't walking fast enough for him, he actually almost him me with his car! He splashed the back of my legs with slush. GREAT start to the morning. I swear, had I been able to pivot in those heels, I would have chucked my coffee at his damn car. Jackass. What gives?