Ever talk to someone on the phone and afterwards feel as though the only thing that came out of your mouth was "Like, then, I was like, and it was like, sooo cool. Like you would have like loved it." Today's the day I go out of my way to stop using the word "like" in a recreational manner. Throwing it around as though I own it, using it in inappropriate places. I should be ashamed.
You should be. Ashamed.
Luckily (perhaps it was the alcohol) I don't recall you saying "like" even once.
Ha!