Everybody Loves a Monkey

So I decided to take the stairs to drop off the fed ex. Well hello dumbass, if you're going to take the stairs, make sure you have a KEY to get OUT or INTO the stairwell. Dumb building. I had to exit by the back friggin loading dock and come back into the building... ugh, that got me scared. I envisioned spending my entire superbowl weekend snuggling a fed ex box stuck in the stair well...