Posted by
Tweb
at
12:37 PM
1. My lashes aren't 4X fuller.
2. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING!?!?! This is what it looks like out my office window right now. It's snow/sleet/raining right now and the crazy window washer fuckers are out there stuck to the side of our building washing the windows!!!!
No way in hell you'd find me stuck to the side of an icy building in a flippin winter storm. Duh.
3. Sissy ass guy in my office called in as a "snow day" and is working from home. Sissy.
