Everybody Loves a Monkey

He has made his way into my Blog. OMB stands for Open Mouth Boy. Yes, it's a nickname that I've chosen for one of the guys in my office. How does one walk around all day with his mouth open like that? Wouldn't things fly in there, bugs, dust, hair... crap the we generally don't want in our mouths. Am I the only one who hates that? It's gross. I don't like being able to see in your mouth. If you're talking, that's a different story. But sitting, looking at me while I talk, gaping mouth hangin wide open asking for something to fly in there? Is it that your jaw is too lazy? What is it? Tell me how I can help. Please, for the love of god, close your mouth!