Everybody Loves a Monkey

Driving to work has gotten so annoying. Around here, every 17 years, we get invaded by this nasty bug called the Cicada. Yes, they're gross, big beetle/cockroach looking creatures that fly and make the loudest howling noise. It's annoying. They're everywhere. By the millions they climb out of the earth after sitting down there, eating tree roots for the past 17 years. Well, they make my drive to work so annoying because now they've migrated to the highways...and they hit your windshield and explode. They're big, maybe an inch long, and gross looking. And now, there are 30 bug smash marks on my windshield that won't come off. Gross. Not to mention distracting when you're driving down the expressway and you see these suckers bounce off of the windshields of the cars around you like a giant popcorn machine and land on your car. I hate those gross bugs. I was getting lunch the other day and this woman was wearing this strapless dress... there was one crawling up the back of it.. NASTY!

See: NASTY!!!

Enough of that crap, go away! They're only supposed to be here for a couple weeks and then they go away. It's been long enough!

Babe wants a new car. A new old car. I'm so okay with this. He deserves it. He's been working his tail off so he wants a toy car. This is what we're looking at Triumph TR6:
CUTE huh!?!?! I would love for him to get this car. He used to have one in college. What a cute car. We'll see... hopefully we'll get one soon so he can play all summer long.

Oh, and speaking of cars, excuse me asshole, but if you feel the need to veer over into my lane, squeezing between me and the old lady in front of me, knowing freely that there aren't ANY cars behind me... at least have the damn decency to use your damn turn signal! WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!? Are people really that damn lazy?!?!? Seriously!!!


Question about Salt Lake City... now if I'm correct, that would be Mormon land, no? Soooo, lets say you go to SLC for a conference, are a married man from Canada, does that mean you get to test the Mormon waters? Just curious. Got a friend who's wife may have been testing those waters too... People amaze me.