Everybody Loves a Monkey

It was so good, I had to steal it. :) sorry!

• Waiting till the last minute - If you need me to help you with something, don't wait until 4:45 to ask for my help.
• Speaking of last minute - if it is SO important that it needs to go out NOW, why was it sitting on the conf table for an entire week?
• Two driving lanes - PICK ONE!
• People who don't pay attention to street signs: HEY ASSHOLE, if you're in the LEFT lane, NO you cannot go straight...You're the kind of idiot that causes accidents because you aren't paying attention.
• Assholes that disobey the street signs (see above) and then do NOT react at all, not even a break tap, when you blare your horn at them.
  
• The 6 songs they play on the radio stations.
• My boss found my time card the other day (yes, I have to fill out a time card) and was angry that I get paid overtime. WTF? If you got your ass into work before 12 and worked more than 3 hrs a day, maybe you could get angry that I get paid overtime. Even then, you'd have to whack your salary by 70%, so you can feel MY pain. Jackass.
  
• My fingernails. They grow nice and pretty, stay that way for a month (just enough time for me to get used to them) and then split, crack, fall off and takes 6 months for them to grow back. WTF?
  

Of course, followed up with things that make me smile:

• Missing Babe so much I want to cry
• That first bite into an apple when you realize it IS crispy!
• Monkeys
• lil monsters (AKA H)
• Discovering a killer CD in my changer after being annoyed by 6 songs
• Getting things in the mail
• Knowing that there are people out there that care about me
• Cheese
• My momz.
• Food in general... and the fact that tomorrow, I get to actually HAVE that food. Yum-meee.
• My kitty cats
• My cute short boots with pointy toes that I'm wearing today (even though I had to unzip them because they were making my feet fall asleep)
  

Oh, I could go on and on, but I have to pee so I can't.