Everybody Loves a Monkey

WTF does that mean anyway? I mean, seriously... I do not like that cliche. Touch base? What base? Are we climbing Mount Everest? Because that would make sense but not in the real estate business buddy...

Besides, later today I won't be here, jackass. Had you been paying attention to what I said, maybe you wouldn't have pulled "touch base" out of your ass. :)


I love being a bitter biotch sometimes. It's fun.

Other cliches that make me laugh: (and yes, I have a running list here at work)

• That's about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine
• Still better than a poke in the eye
• An arrow in your quiver
• Tighter than 2 coats of paint
• That aught to wet your noodle
• She's as deep as a kiddie pool
• He couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
• She's no bigger than a minute
• Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers.

These are just a few to keep you entertained. My office is a haven for cliches. We don't go an hour without spewing a few out. In fact, my list is about 2 pages long and one day, while the guys were on a teleconference, I slid the sheet of cliches in front of one of them and he literally used them ALL during the meeting. And get this, no one on the call said a word about it. My guys on the other hand, me included, are in the hall, on the floor, crying we were laughing so hard.

Ahhh good times.